Science, which is slowly but surely taking over modern football, should bite into a new phenomenon. That we can now clip a USB reader to a goalkeeper’s nipples three minutes after the game and then see within four minutes that four out of five goals were tenable. That is beautiful. And it’s also great that Nike’s new football boot, the Predator Rectalo Dominator Plus with an updated heel memory, ties its own laces and changes color 126 times a week. But what they especially need to figure out is why so many players suddenly have a sore head in the last ten minutes of a match.